I am, of course: fat, ugly, boring, unadventurous, mean. I have no sense of humor. I hate animals. In general, I am - well, unlikable. I just feel that writing about myself will sound like every other well intentioned intro - an adjective filled love connection resume that conveys my amazing qualities. You can see what I look like in my pictures, get an idea of who I am in my profile - and if we click, get to know me better.
My Ideal Person:
I think that we are all looking for that perfect guy who we are attracted to physically and mentally, and who has been in enough relationships to have learned the ropes and who gets it. Beyond that, he is: Handsome and a bit rugged. He takes care of himself - but isn't self-obsessed. He has a wicked sense of humor, but there is a sly subtlety to it. He is smart and interesting. He is educated, but relates to THE PEOPLE. : ) He's creative. He is responsible, does what he says he is going to do - in all, he is a good guy. Oh, and must know how to spell. Grammar - can be messed with, but he should know the rules before breaking them. Oh yeah, and he has good teeth. I want to find my partner in crime who gives me that feeling in the pit of my stomach - and who I want to wrap myself around at night.
The last great book I read Slaughterhouse Five...
My most humbling moment I have a Dianne Arbus picture of two mentally retarded women in my bedroom that some think is depressing. For me, I wake up to it every day - and I am reminded that we have so much to be grateful for as I look at these two women who are everything that we are so afraid of being - and yet they are happier than any of us.
Favorite on-screen sex scene 9 1/2 Weeks
If I could be anywhere right now I would be exactly where I am. Namaste and all that stuff.
Five items I can't live without Non-items: My son, My dog Louie, My best friends
Items: My ipod My camera
In my bedroom one will find... The usual. A bed. A rug. A big chair. And great photographs.
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