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A_Wirl_Apart
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A_Wirl_Apart's Information:
 
Gender:   Woman
Age:   42
Lives in:   Brooklyn, New York, United States
Relocate?:   No
Height:   5 ft 1 in / 154-157 cm
Body Type:   Average
Smoking:   I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Caucasian
Education:   Prefer not to say
Marital Status:   Divorced
Occupation:   money honey
Religion:   Jewish
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Maybe
Hair Color:   Brown
Hair Length :   Long
Eye Color :   Brown
Glasses or Contacts :   Either

   
42 year old Woman in Brooklyn, New York, United States

Looking For: Men for a short term relationship or a long term relationship
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Profile for A_Wirl_Apart
I tell the truth. I'm often sweaty. I care about being a good person. I like to have/make adventures in everyday things. I'm compulsively organized without enforcing it on others and very supportive/interested in the lives of those I love. I enjoy using two adverbs/adjectives at the same time with a forward slash in the middle like that. I'm resourceful and like to make cool stuff out of other stuff. I have short, unpainted fingernails but very sparkly toes. I like eating new foods, touching lovely textures, seeing new things...trailing sentences...

I'm a bit of a hardass about honesty. Unless it is to spare someone's feelings, lies waste everyone's time (or can cause harm via that tangled web). If you're lying about your age, height, outrageously-non-current photo, or any other info, I kindly ask you not to contact me. I'm not particular about your age, height or outrageously-non-current photo, but I will care that you lied.

My Ideal Person:
Forgive me but since we've abandoned conventional dating etiquette here, this is what I'd like in a blunt list format:
--someone much smarter than most (no offense to anyone)
--someone really damn funny
--someone without a TON of facial hair (if I may be so shallow)
--someone who's into their thing, whatever that is; driven by passion, not money
--someone who respects himself and others
--someone emotionally available (meaning not getting over his ex) who will say sweet, sexy things to me
--someone who will listen to occasional descriptions of what I'm working on, providing approval, even if bored to tears
--a million intangibles I can't name but will recognize

  • The last great book I read
    Favorite Old Books: Alice in Wonderland, Watership Down,
    The Princess Bride


    Last great: 300 Crochet Stitches, Vol 6. Fantastic! I recommend.



    A few people mentioned my leaving the H out of whirl but "wirl"
    is just a word I made up for a woman/girl, totally unrelated
    to spinning in a circle.
  • My most humbling moment
    I noticed most people think this means 'most embarrassing.'
    I'm humbled daily by amazing things I see in others
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    Mmmmm.......sex...
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    Old men think I look like Natalie Wood which is lovely to
    hear. I've also heard Neve Campbell and lately Mary
    Louise Parker. You know how we brunettes all look alike.
  • The best or worst lie I've ever told
    Lies, shmies, pies...Lies waste everyone's time
    but I love pie
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    I really like Here but I hope I can do some traveling and see
    what There is like.
  • Five items I can't live without
    (1)air, water, love (basics), (2)beauty (=art, music,
    good people), (3)daily adventures (4) words, (5)projects,
    (6)heat press, (7)sewing machine, 5, 7, 13, whatever,
    I can live without all but the first one
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    Tall and dark is sexy; A big huge brain is sexier

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