I am loyal to a fault. Quirky, a bit crazy and a lot of fun. Getting to know me is the only way to fully experience the intense amount of awesome i can bring into your life. i am an amazing friend. i will do everything in my power not to let you down. i like to stay up late and eat chocolate cake and drink wine when i have to work the next day. my family is from a tropical island and maybe one day if you're very nice, we can visit it together. if you ever need to go somewhere in drag, i can help you out with that. i am in love with words and will push conversation to its limits. i like to dance and you can watch me even if you don't want to participate. i have a crazy tangential sense of humor and can expand on the same ludicrous idea for hours. i have the best and the worst taste in music. i'm sweet, sensitive and a beautiful person.
My Ideal Person:
I'm looking for someone who is funny, interesting and a little off the radar. If you are creative; amazing. Witty; even better. If you are well read, well traveled, inspiring, emotionally intelligent, have a passion for music, food and life, i just may give you whatever you want. I want to learn from you and i want you to learn from me. I don't want you to be the mirror images of me, but complimentary. That's always better.
The last great book I read The Red Tent by Anita Diamant. So excellent. Every woman, man and child should read it.
My most humbling moment As a senior in college, drunk, crawling on the sidewalk outside the freshman dorm of the girl my ex was now dating, with an egg in my hand, belligerently yelling about how i was gonna "egg that bitches' house!" until I realized it was, in fact, a Freshman dorm. Ugggghh...I wanted to be swallowed whole by the pavement. Felled by my own heart.
Favorite on-screen sex scene Anything in Wild Orchid. They are all raunchy, primal, and twisted. Dirty Dancing. Oooh, when she grabs his butt...priceless.
The celebrity I resemble the most Sadly, I don't think anyone... Actually, I've been compared to Sandra Oh on more than one occasion.
The best or worst lie I've ever told I don't love you anymore. See?
If I could be anywhere right now In a luxurious hotel in some far flung part of the world with no cares, no bills and a rugged sightseeing tour planned for the next day. Performing. Barcelona, directly in front of La Sagrada Familia, weeping, overwhelmed by the power of beauty, faith and artistic genius.
Five items I can't live without Wine. My computer. Cocoa Butter. Pillow top mattress. Music.
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier. cotton;denim. beer; whiskey. intense, concentrated silence;words.
In my bedroom one will find... Clothes. Everywhere. Down comforters and pillows. Huge windows. Tranquility. Comfort. Escape. Abandon. My idle guitar. Maybe you could teach me how to play?
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