This is my favorite joke:
What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.
I've been told that I’m like a tall glass of water, except the guy said wuah-dah, which I loved.
Wilco is my favorite band.
I went to Burning Man this year and want to go every year from here on out.
I am mad about "Flight of the Conchords." "Foo Da Fa Fa" is my favorite.
I love the smell of the beach, foozball and red velvet cupcakes. All on the same day would be grand. I love Brazil.
I love the word relish and I love CAR TALK. I think I'd love to hear those guys say relish.
I grew up in New York City, and traveling a lot. I speak three languages well, and a bunch of others not that well. I feel like I really lucked out. I pack light and travel easy, and I really really love to travel.
I want to make a difference in the world and I'm feeling corny saying it, but it's the truth.
I’ve been called intelligent and beautiful, sexy and smart. At the end of the day, though, it's all about inner beauty, and I think I've got some; it's the thing that’ll always shine brightest. Plus it grows with time, and I think that’s just the best deal ever.
People usually think I'm in my late 20s or early 30s and that's a pretty good deal too: young looks plus the wisdom (modest as it may be) & coolness (some... some!) that can only come with being my true age.
I like yoga a lot and I like to call it to schmoga because I think it can use a little jab in the ribs.
I love movies, museums, live music, art, photography, the New Yorker, the Sunday NY Times, and any good book.
I'm not a big fan of texting. Unless it's something like, "Parking the car, there in 5." Call me old fashioned. I like the phone though. Email's O.K. In person is the best.
This is my favorite line in UP (I really liked that movie. I cried a lot. In the best way):
"Sometimes, it's the boring stuff I remember the most."
I was reminded of it when I came across this recently, it's from Tibet:
Tell me - I will forget. Show me - I may remember. Be with me - I will understand.
Isn't that beautiful?
I’m happy and independent. I have great, great friends.
I’m a pretty great friend too. I think it’s the most valuable thing one person can offer another, whatever the relationship.
My Ideal Person:
I think that men and women can compliment each other beautifully and I'm looking to compliment, and be complimented.
I know some wonderful couples who met on-line so here I am.
I’m looking for someone in my age group (mid-thirties to mid-forties) who’s ultimately optimistic about life and love, and who’s ready for 'it', when 'she' shows up. He doesn't think settling down is settling. Rather, the idea of it is really cool to him, awesome even. He thinks that having a kid or two is a great idea, all things being well in the relationship.
I’m attracted to guys with a great sense of humor and an easy laugh. I love a man who has a passion for what he does, and who can tell a good story at the end of the day. I'm looking for a man who’s fit, arty, self aware, open minded, active, giving, and smart – and who can keep me laughing and talking late into the night.
To start, I ask that he look like his pictures. I look like mine!
I'm looking for someone who might like this Rilke quote as much as I do:
"Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distance continues to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky."
The last great book I read I keep Maira Kalman's THE PRINCIPLES OF UNCERTAINTY on hand for whenever I need a healthy dose of charm and thoughtfulness. And Pema Chodron. Man, that woman is funny and cool.
My reading mainstays these days are the New Yorker and the NY Times.
Favorite on-screen sex scene Pretty much anything in THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING. Lopez and Clooney in OUT OF SIGHT.
The celebrity I resemble the most Lou Rawls.
If I could be anywhere right now In Paris. In the morning. In 1956. I saw THE RED BALOON on the big screen a few weeks ago for the first time since I was a kid. Magic.
Five items I can't live without love sex food friends family
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier. Touching is sexy; almost touching is sexier.
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